Thursday, June 23, 2011

some people are just a FAIL at life

let me tell you something.

i have a hope. a gleaming, shining, sparkling hope that one day, everyone whom i know will have gained some intelligence and therefore be a pleasure for me to associate with.
one day, everybody will be able to hold a smart conversation and be fun to talk to.
one day, everyone will be able to spell correctly and make no major grammatical errors in their general life.

one day...


... f0Rg3t !t.

x

so yeah, i was greeted by ^THAT on my facebook homepage yesterday. it really sucks because i barely use facebook and when i do, i have the utmost displeasure of witnessing a few of my acquaintances showing off their tYpInG SkIlLzx to the world. *shudders*

for me, slang is something i usually do not pay much attention to. a lot of people i know and love use slang. they like to shorten words and use popular abbreviations instead of typing out the correct spelling.
now, i don't really have a major problem with people who use slang like this:



because you know, a person who writes like this most probably doesn't want to waste any time in expressing how cute they think a random orange-haired girl is. they shorten their words to save time. at least their short forms are understandable.

but when it comes to stuff like this, i DO pay attention:



yeah. IF YOU TYPE LIKE THIS, I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. i do not see any point in elongating a word and adding extra letters to it, especially when the word in question is something that looks completely fine on its own and is relatively easier to type.

another thing that extremely annoys me is when people use alternative (and nonexistent) spellings as different versions of words, which are essentially useless because they have the same amount of alphabets as the original word.

unfortunate and totally real examples:
you = yew
cool = kewl
loser = luxer
know = knoe
time = tyme

DUDE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. or should i say 'prawblm'? yeah, WOT IX UR PR0BLM HUH?! this kind of stuff looks gruesome. towtaly grewsumm.

there is only one suitable picture to express the way i feel whenever i come across all the above stuff, and that is this:


true story.

56 comments:

Jodie-Ann Muckler said...

LOOOLLL!!! I hate seeing people do that too. Instead of saying though, people will say 'doe'. It looks so stupid and uneducated.
If I'm on Meez.com(which is really fun by the way. You should make one and we can chill together) and someone talks like that, I just say, "What? Sorry, I can't understand you. Speak proper English please."
:)

Qurratulain said...

LOL I love this post. I have just done an English degree, and when I log onto Facebook and see people type like that, I just have the urge to correct them. It's so annoying. Abbreviating is fine, but they just add extra letters and I find it so difficult to understand. It's stupid! xxx

Peach Melba said...

Join the club sister! v kan nva gt rid of such loxerx
And btw, I had same topic in my mind to write about :p

suvaiba said...

WOW
LOL
AWSUM
TRUE
LOVELY...!!
n I LOVE IT..!! :)
keep ryting
DASVADANIYA
Suvaiba..!!

Anonymous said...

Haaha how true.
I usually call such people old-fashioned.
And you should see their face then.

This cat is epic.

Smokey_Cat said...

OMG Yew R S0 rYt3. i tOTaLLe33 AgREE wID Yew!!

:)

Guy From Karachi said...

HAHAHAHA THE PICTURE LOL. I love lolcats.
About your post, SO TRUE. God, I couldnt agree any further. These dumbasses actually think its COOL to type l!K3 d!$x. I mean, it wastes SO much time typing like that, caps and then un-caps and then searching for stupid symbols O_o. But I know a few people who type like d!$ REALLY fast. Sad. It gives me a headache to read something like that. Oh and dont forget lolxx.
Hahaha.

ChickLitGirl said...

y@@rrr I h8 dAt.

Unknown said...

OMG! You are not alone! I wish all phones and gadgets recognize this stupidity and ban people from using it. My blood boils when I see this and it's often seen used by pre-pubescent people. What's the use of an English subject if they aren't going to use it anyway.

y.hayat said...

The picture is adorable and your post was so damn true. it's so frikkin ANNOYING

Zara A said...

Hey Furee! I've missed you and your awesome blog! Alhamdulilah finally completed all my exams!!! =)
I'm loving your new blog banner by the way- looking prettty as always!
Oh and I so agree with you on the improper use of words! Its so irritating and makes me angry!!! I can't stand to read messages like that. Whenever someone even attempts to write to me like that I just delete it and ask them to talk proper English lol.
What is the point of them studying English at school or taking exams in it if they can't use in their everyday uses or whatsoever??!!

Anyways take care! xx

ZoeWrites said...

It's annoying when they use the excuse (in their language) "itz nt a english lesson hew"
Typing like that is actually cringe-worthy! Ha ha.
Am I the only one who refuses to 'like' a page on facebook because it's grammar is incorrect? :')

Furree! I love your blog and I have missed you!
xx

Unknown said...

I also don't like the use of slang in writings.
But there are times when we have to shorten words: when we use Twitter and send text message (SMS).

Unknown said...

Hahahahaha.

I agree with every letter on this post.
Barring the examples of stupidity, 'course.

I have spent my lifetime on the internet and more trying to stop this.

I hope you have better luck.

*hug*

Kashaf A. said...

hahaha. it gets on the nerves doesn't it?

Philophobic said...

*~w0t'Z uUp, cHiCkA?~*

And b-t-dub, Le Beouf.

Holly said...

I totally agree! Luckily, none of my facebook friends type like that :P but I've seen stuff on the internet that's really bad, and it's so dumb! it just makes the person typing it seem really dumb :/

intenebris said...

I type like that :c

Pond Toad said...

hahaha I am in it with you on this one. So Annoying. I used to be a such a good proper sentence typing guy. My faults usually lie in not proof reading my writings(i never re-read my exam sheets even to utter annoyance of my parents :P) hence end up making annoying mistakes like Their instead of there to name the most common one. Back in 1999 when I learnt Proper Typing was when I was used to typing complete words.*sigh*.

Amna Siddiqui said...

Its a proper pain reading them.

Sidrah said...

Y3ah itx suckx wh3n ppl writ3 l!k3 thzz.

Eek. I absolutely hate it! It's such a pain in the neck.

So furee, wazzup?!

Philophobic said...

^ Lawl. Much.

r.alsharif said...

I hate it when people tYpE liKe tHiS!!!!
It pisses me off!

Rebecca said...

I totally agree with you! It pisses me off especially if you're trying to have a conversation with them and you spend most of the time trying to figure out what it bloody says!

Kuroneko said...

YeW hAv3 n0 IdE@ H0w mUcH I lUv tHiSxx p0sTTTT....

Twefrence said...

haha, Oh no, I got to admit, I was once that kind of person too =P
Well, I still use slang and abbreviations but I hope I don't write stuff like "cutexxxx" and stuff =P Sometimes I put a totally inappropriate/useless "s" and "z" behind a word to make it "sound" funny or just to make me sound dumb and internet-sy.
(eg: Canz I haz a cookiez)
and me and some of my friends hv this "thing" where we use "sh" instead of "s" (eg: shooo, whatcha doin?)
I shall keep in mind to write my abbreviations as easy to read as possible =P
and no, thank god I don't write fb statuses like the one you mentioned.

Anonymous said...

haha i hate when people write like that...it seems its more of the young 'adults' in paki who write like that... the first time i encountered it was when i started chatting with my cousin...it was so annoying cause i had a hard time reading the stuff!!! lol

♪♪Happy Go Lucky♪♪ said...

Lol That was so hilarious!! But yeah its so true. One of those girls didn't know the difference between your and you're. but thats totally acceptable when you look at the other mistakes.
Like you said, grewsumm

MysticMinds96 said...

I hate those ppl who use numbers and stuff in words...its really annoying...thank goodness I don't know many ppl who do that :P It takes soo much time to actually understand their writing..like a facebook like says.."dude stop using algebra on chat" :P

Anonymous said...

Ugh it hurts my head just trying to decipher it.
I tried typing like that once, but discovered it takes me twice as long to spell a word completely wrong than it does to just write it properly.

I don't understand it. These people KNOW how to write the word properly, but they go out of their way to spell it wrong..?


*~*0mG doe wuDdnT yew w@na sp3lL lyk di$ a11 da tym3??! iz s0 fuNnN~!*~

Nas said...

MaNdEms hU TyPe lyK dIs, and use slang probably do so to reduce time. But freakin' hell man, those 5 words at the beginning of this comment took me longer to type than the rest of it. -___-

Have a lovely weekend :)

zaynab. said...

Really. It would take less time to type properly.
iUnderstand why she has haters though.
This is so like old. Cause iDo remember seeing people type like:
tHiS fOr No ReAsOn.

But now they do this:
Omgg, thatss soo funnyyy ;)))
or
OMG THATS SO FUNNY!!!!1111!!!!1!!
or even as you did it,
0MG, gurl11ll y3ww r funayyy.

They need a nice slap.

PS# Omg. The Q's instead or G.
0h mah qadd.

Mystical said...

I was going to type like that on purpose, but I don't have a death wish. :P
It really ticks me off too. My cousins in Pakistan type like that, and I feel like snapping my keyboard open every time I see a lame status like: i DonT haTE U 4 Not loving me AnYmorE,

bUT i HAte mYsElf foR StiLL lOvinG U......

^(That's a real status copied and pasted off my cousin's wall. I'm ashamed to be related to this kid.)

I'm a total language arts geek, but I don't display too much hate when my crushes type in stupid things like: "You're mah n**** for life !!"
Yeah, know you know the IQ levels of the rebels I crush on (most of the time). ;P

Stay happy, and love you! ♥

kae said...

you know what, i hate those kinds of people too..

that form of abomination has been going on for quite some time now. it supposedly started here in the Philippines (i am so ashamed of 'them') we call them 'jejemon's'. god, these people have received so much attention that a website had been created solely devoted to the art of jejemonism. ugh. you can even look it up at wikipedia. horrible.. );

i hope people would start making sense and stop typing like that..

Ovais said...

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Yew r so nat kewlz hahahahahahahahaha joking!

I'm going to remember this for the rest of today.

SC said...

LOLOLOLLL

Yew Rr S3W R1T3!!!!

Omfg that took me like 5 minutes to type...

How do these ppl do it?!!!

Zy said...

Ha. tHiZ kynD ov t@wk rlY anN0yz m3. Your post was really funny. The LOLcat too. ^.^

Katherine said...

OMG I HATE THEM TOO!!! Those alternating capital letters and additional characters, which are unnecessary, are cause of a major headache! Here, people who type like that are called "jejemons". I don't know how the term was coined. So they're called "jejemons", and that annoying language they use is called "jejenese".

InnocentlyGreen said...

This was such a great post. Totally loved your rage there! Haha.

What annoys me the most isn't so much this weird talk, because lucky for me I don't come across it too often, but it's typing 'your' instead of 'you're'. I mean really. At least type 'ur' instead and have people read whatever they think fits best.

Maryam A. said...

BEEN THERE. DONE THAT.

¤•˚ZÎ±Ă¬Î®Î±Î²˚•¤ said...

~dOod ToOk m3 aG'x ScrOlln' dWn 2 dA bOttOm 2 cOmm3Nt (+_+') lyk3 s3RiOuSlY!! ~

*sigh*

I feel ya honey, I'm up for another social networking site just for people who type like this.

xx

ShuShu said...

OMG YAYYY SO I'M NOT ALONE!!
sum ppl spik lykee d@t it's really annoying, they think it's so cute eww! hahaha.
Over here we call that twit language ;P

Delilah said...

FURRREEEE! I missed reading your blog. and your funny self.
I just went through the posts I missed out on and ergo will collectively comment here =D
P33oPL3 WhO T@WLK LYK D@YT sHOulD B33 H@@nG3d. no, really. that phase came and *zzup* went. its gone. over. one only gets dirty stares for that now.
and I hope you are feeling all better and perfectly healthy and kick ass now. fevers suck.
and WOOT! Outstanding Cambridge Learner Award! *chandler dance* CONGRATULATIONS. you go girl! \m/ *hugs* plus you look real lovely in that old pic of yours =D

Vice Versa said...

FURRAYYYYYYYYY!
hi.
a whole ten days i went without reading your blog. I missed youuu.

OH EM GEE.
i so agree with you.
I generally make it a point not to talk to people at least online if they type like that. it gives me a headache. the hurting kind.

once, though, i played a prank on a friend cuz i had a new number, so i texted her writing like
h3yXxX BaYybEEExxXXx
and it completely freaked her out.
it was funny, but it took a LONG time to type.

ishashime said...

oh yes! thankyou! i really hate people who type like that, too. it's so annoying! seriously. haha. i have a headache trying to undestand just what the heck they're taling about. sometimes, they even throw in their wrong grammar into the mix as well. i sometimes do shorten my words like you said but find the adding of unnecessary x's or h's or whatever and alternating uppercase and lowercase letters unacceptable. *sighs*

oh well. @t Le@Stt Dey'R HAppeE FoH SHuHree... Em aYe RayTT++^?

Anonymous said...

tH3yy W3lL h@unT yeww F0r3vahh ! =p

Anas Shafqat said...

You said it all!
I find it incredibly annoying when people do that :/ Honestly can't they type like normal, sane people!?

Abdullah Tariq said...

Why are you friends with them?!

Jack said...

Furree,

Read 2 posts now. Congratulations of being on top of the lot. And I fully agree with you on this one. May God put some sense into such persons.

Take care

Furree Katt said...

@Jodie, DOE! LOL. i shall check out Meez. and LOL, nice reply :P

@That Girl, wow, a degree in English is super cool. and the urge to correct is always there. :P

@Peach, LOL! totallyx.

@suvaiba, did you even read the post? thank you :P

@Daaneiia, OLD FASHIONED hahaha nice!

@Smokey_Cat, l0Lx tH@nx @ L0ttt~

@chocolatemilk, lolxxx! HOW CAN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THAT FAST?! it's impossible O.O

@ChickLitGirl, i f33l y@ sist@

@Bessy, exactly! what is the use of learning proper English :P and whoever invents a gadget that you mentioned shall be my hero/heroine.

@y.hayat, annoying indeed!

@Zara, i missed you too! :D glad to hear that your exams are over :D thank you sooo much ♥
and LOLOLOL i completely agree

@Zoe, YEAH! they oughtn't be given a chance to reason with us :O
♥ love you lots!

@Multibrand, shortening words is acceptable as long as it is understandable, you know what i mean :D

@Shrutilaya, thanks! ♥ i do hope i can make a difference somehow (even though i'm quite lazy haha)

@ME, indeed it does!

@Philophobic, nUth!n muC# ju$ cHyLlIn', w0t abt y3w? lolx. the beef.

@Hannah, whoa you really are lucky that none of your friends type like that :P

@Saaleha, no, you don't! ♥

@Pond Toad, AHAHAHA i would choose mistakes by not proofreading rather than tYpInG lYk DixX hahaha

@Amna, totally!

@Sidrah, ahahaha yew t3ll, h0w u beeNzz?

@Divgun, THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BUT THERE'S A PROBLEMMMMMMMMM
YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEE
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@r.alsharif, same here!

@Rebecca, exactly!

@Kuroneko, lAwlZz i'M gL@d y3w lYk !t BaByYYyhh

@Twefrence, but you've grown out of it which is very awesome :P
and i think adding the 'z' in certain cases is pretty cute! though not like thizzzz lol.


@herenownotforever, HAHAHAH loads of pakistani people ryt lyk dizzz unfortunately :(

@Harini, hahaha that mistake is SO insignificant compared to the way the entire thing was written!

@BlackedOut, ALGEBRA HAHAHA hilariousss

@Ashley, yeah, it really does take a long time!
i don't understand it either :( sumTin r0nG wid Demmmx.

@Nas, HAHAHA k3wwwlllx. i don't see how anyone can reduce time talking like that!

@iZaynab, LOL i had thought of mentioning that! it really is no surprise that she has haters.
Q instead of G is so senseless! i hate it when people do that!

@beyond Timid, LOL, death wish!
HAHAHAHA THAT STATUS.
IT IS CLASSIC.
OHHH MY GODDD. *dies*
it's okay when hot guys misspell words or have a few grammatical mistakes :P because you know, they're HOT.
LOVE YOU LOTS! ♥

@kayren, OMGGGGG i wiki-ed jejemon and i am appalled hahahah, i never knew that! :O
and i have the same hopes as you :D

@ovais, lololol ryt b@ck atchaaazzz :D thanks!

@m i m i, I SWEAR! how do they do it? itxxx s0o0o0o w3irdzzz

@Zy, it annoys me too! laWlz thAnky3www!

@Katherine, aaahahhaha i wiki-ed jejemon, it is too appallinggg!

@InnocentlyGreen, thank you very much :D
and oh yes, you're and your! also their, they're, and there.

@Maryam, LOL OKAY

@Zainab, l@wlZzz... i'm up for banishing anyone who talks like that from the face of the internet!

@ShuShu, i hate it when people think it's cute! ugh. haha 'twit', LOL

@Delilah, missed you too! ♥
YES THEY SHOULD BE HANGED, I TOTALLY AGREE.
yes i am feeling better :D and yay, thank you so much ♥ tot@llYz.

@Vice Versa, HEY THERE ♥
i missed you too, lots and lots.
"h3yXxX BaYybEEExxXXx" AHAHAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious.

@ishashime, LOL you are welcome! :D
i seriously hate it when people are grammatically incorrect while they are tawking lyk diz. DUUUDE.
and hahaha y3@h i Gu3sS uR rYttT!

@Fahham, tH@t Th3y WiLl... :(

@Anas, SANITYYYY OHHH ♥ tH3y t0T@lLy l@cK !tx L0o0olZzz.

@uglyduckling91, did it take you a week to come up with a smart comment like that :O

@Jack, thank you! :D and yes, those people do need some sense kicked into them.

Yours Truly said...

OMG! that is my BIGGEST PET PEEVE! People who go all out with the crazy typingg! It's funny because, me being in the WEst have friends from Pakistan, US, CAnada, UK and everywhere else that I have family and friends. And it's only the ones in PK that type like DiZs! You can tell right away, they're prolly living in PK or freshly off the boat if they type like that! It doesnt even make sense! Why would you type like that. Waste your time. and at the end it doesnt even make sene!!!?!
Anyways, thanks for sharing that, I could go on and on about it but I wont. x

Ps. You are on my dashboard now :D!

PurpleMist. said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!
Gosh, I HATE it when people type like that!
My cousin calls them the 'k3wl' people :P
I still have some people on facebook who type like that, I always have to restrain myself from writing a rude comment pointing out all their spelling/grammar mistakes :P

BluestGreen said...

Oh Lord! *High Five* I totally agree!!

I hate it when people replace their 'z' with an 'x'. Even 's' with an 'x'! 'LOL' is something that is okay to use SMS lingo.. but NOT these - 'lolz' 'lolx' and even weirder 'lulzz' !!!!

Furree Katt said...

@Yours Truly, HAHA YES! it's mostly the pAkIsTanIs WhO R lYk Diz l0lz.
i really wish all those people understood that we cannot understand when they type like that.
and HURRAY! ♥

@PurpleMist, ME TOO :D and hahaha 'k3wl' iz t0t@lly ryt. i also have to restrain myself quite a lot :(

@Chaos, *massive high five* :D yay!
and YES the 'x' replacements are awful. lulzzzzzz. ily! ♥

Danyal said...

AYE.. AYE HOLD UP PLAYA.. YEW PICKIN ON SUM BROTHAZ HARE? HUH? IM FEELIN SOME SHIZ GOING DOWN.. LYK ON THE REALZ.. LYK NO TRIPPIN ON WEED REALZ

aakash said...

LOL... totally freakingly agreed!
I used to think I lost on the generation gap.. good to see more people on my side :D

aJ