you're the type of person who expects to get a zillion followers within a week of your first blog post. and when you don't, you label blogging as a waste of time and then give up entirely.
you never, EVER comment on or follow anyone's blogs, but expect people to comment on your posts and follow you, because your blog is so much better.
you only follow people's blogs so that you get a follow-back.
your posts and comments are written like this: ~*hEy Frendz! 2d@y ii w3nT t0 da t0ilet 2 hv sum nycE p0op Joosss... iT waz lyk Choclayytt YumEE!*~!
you reply to only certain people who comment on your posts - an example would be, if 25 people comment on your post, you only reply to two of them and ignore everyone else who has made the effort to read whatever you've written and share their opinions and feelings about it.
you have an automatic music playlist on your blog - DUDE if I wanted to know what kind of useless crap you hear I would really prefer to click on the annoying widget myself rather than it blaring out suddenly and scaring the heck out of me.
you take NO interest in making your blog a bit follower-friendly (e.g. bright shiny moving background with tiny, unreadable and mismatching font and blinking cursors and pop up ads and BORING content - who would want to stick around on a blog like that?) and then wonder and whine about why nobody follows your blog.
you pester bloggers to tell you their real names while you yourself strictly use an alias.
you comment rude/offensive/dumb things anonymously. coward, much?
you tag/award someone and then comment on their blog saying "I TAGGED YOU ON MY BLOG PLEASE CHECK OUT MY BLOG PLEASE LIKE PLEASE" - or you just comment on random people's blog posts with "PLEASE VISIT MY BLOG :)))" without acknowledging the content of the post you're commenting on.
you just started blogging but put up Adsense, thinking you can make money. (thanks, Hanis!)
(feel free to add to this list in the comments, i'll include your points in this post!)
p.s. you can see that i am SO irked i didn't even bother with capitalizing the i's and the words at the beginning of all the above sentences. because when i'm irked, ain't nobody got time for that!