Yo peeps.
Okay, that made me sound like a complete idiot.
Hello, world.
If there's one thing everyone knows about me, I'm extremely lazy.
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| LAZY FACE. Just look at that lazy face. |
Which is why I've been putting off a lot of things, including accepting blog awards and answering questions that I got tagged in.
Since I've got some new followers recently (thanks a mil, you guys) who probably won't bother reading my previous posts to get to know me for who I am (again, thanks a mil), I'm going to use this opportunity to finally get around to acknowledging the blog award + questions, and state some facts which will hopefully give some of you some kind of information for your stalking purposes and the like.
But before I get to all of that, you guys need to look at this:
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| OMG IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEE! |
Dorsey, who writes at Growls By Sprouls, drew me. YES, THIS IS ME. Isn't this the cutest thing in the entire universe? It was the best surprise ever. DORSEY IS THE BEST. Go and check out his blog now. He draws better than I ever can, plus his posts are 50000x funnier, too. He has his own web comic series. And he may write a guest post for my blog, provided I can hold off my laziness and write one for him, too. Yayness!
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| SORRY I JUST HAD TO. I stole Dorsey's self portrait from his Facebook page. Since his background was the flag of his country (USA), I drew myself on Pakistan's flag too LOL) |
That's me, being totally starstruck standing next to Dorsey.
Moving on, here are the questions that I have been asked by Rafya and Stephanie.
Rafya's Questions:
What is your favourite book?
OH MY GOD. This is the most unfair question in the world. I probably have more favourite books than anyone in this entire universe. But if you really expect an answer, I'd have to say Desperation by Stephen King.
What is your craziest childhood memory?
I CAN'T REMEMBER. I swear. I doubt I've done anything in my childhood that would classify as 'crazy'.
Your favourite time of the day?
I always miss mornings because I'm sleeping in late. But on the rare occasion that I actually wake up in the morning, I use up that time to read or write (since my mornings are free). So I'd have to say morning, LOL.
Your favourite season?
Winter! So cold and nice and devoid of snow so we have really nice weather with no inconveniences.
Up till now which birthday has been most fun and why? (all apologies to Furree for what happened with her :p )
DUDE I totally hate you for this question, haha. Um. I don't really have a favourite birthday. Perhaps my 9th? It was pretty awesome, actually. There were more than a hundred people and a magician and stuff.
The song that you always hum when you're doing something?
PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME BUT IT'S LOVE MERA HIT HIT.
Your first ever writing that you wrote?
If you don't count school stuff, I wrote my own story when I was 5. It was about a dolphin and her adventures as she swam around the ocean and made friends with sharks, whales, and turtles.
How did you start blogging ?
I started my first blog when I was 12 (it was not this one, of course). I think I got influenced by a relative of mine who ran her own website. I really wanted a space to make online friends and write whatever I wanted.
The craziest thing you've done uptil now?
Err. Sneaked out of the house with my boyfriend at night? Had so much sheesha I threw up? Made a zillion fake accounts on Facebook and stalked + pestered a hundred people with them? LOTS OF STUFF LOL. But nothing too crazy, you know.
The best moment of your life?
Oh dear. I don't really know. In all honesty, I have yet to experience a moment that I can call my 'best'.
And here is the award she gave me! Thank you, Rafya:
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| Look at it. It's glorious. |
Stephanie's Questions:
What's one thing you want for Christmas?
LOL. I have no idea. I don't celebrate Christmas. But supposing I did, I would probably ask for the entire Dark Tower Series by Stephen King.
What do you think our kids will say about the music we listen to? What will you say back?
Our kids will probably react the same way as we do to our own parents' music - love it, or hate it. I wouldn't impose my tastes upon them, though I'm pretty sure I can convince my son to like Drake. Haha.
Eaten alive by kittens, definitely. Such a cute and fluffy way to die. (And ANYTHING beats a licking a hobo, seriously)
If you could go back in time, what advice would you give yourself?
I would probably tell myself to stop being so nice to certain people (I would have an entire list of names, in fact), because these people have just taken advantage of my niceness and given nothing in return. What's one thing you're really bad at that you'd love to do well?
Swimming. I swear, I am like a handicapped cat in the water. I am extremely horrible at swimming, and that's the one thing I would love to be awesome at. Imagine if someone threw me in the pool for a joke and I DROWNED? O.O I have to be able to save my own life, you know.
Absolutely love it. I tried coontails, once (horizontal blonde stripes in my hair) with bleach and they looked brilliant. The entire hair being bleached is something only brave people can pull off, and I admire them for that.
Would you rather be a Yankee or a Southerner?
Um. Forgive my lack of knowledge on American people. I don't know, really. A Southerner? Haha. Have you ever written a letter to Santa? Do you remember if you got what you wanted?
I never wrote to Santa. However, my parents made me believe in a tooth-mouse (as opposed to a tooth fairy) who came and took teeth away and gave candy in return. I always got candy!
How old were you when you had your first crush?
I think I was three. A little boy in Kindergarten promised to marry me if I shared my skittles with him. Needless to say, I agreed. I think that's my first crush, or the earliest that I can remember. :P Do you prefer the country or the city?
City.
Do you want to be rich when you grow up?
YES YES YES OF COURSE! I want to be rich and be able to buy whatever I want and live a life of luxury. And of course, to have loads of money to be able to help out the society and contribute to noble causes and charity organizations. I would love to be rich. And it's not over. Apparently I have to write 11 facts about myself. Here goes:
11 Facts About Me (who else, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!)
1. I forgot to wear socks with my sneakers today and now my feet smell. DEAL WITH IT, UNIVERSE.
2. I used to have a cartoon crush on Ben 10. Shut up. He was amazing.
3. I have more pictures of myself making hideous faces than nice ones. It's a habit of mine to try out the ugliest faces possible, to beat my previous ugly faces.
4. I want a bridge piercing. (Contrary to popular belief, I DO have the permission to get this particular piercing by my parents. However, it is impractical for the future in terms of university and career, so I'd rather sacrifice this desire than be faced with complications all my life)
5. I am my cat's personal poop and hairball cleaner. No one cleans her dirt except me. Sadness.
6. I enjoy watching Kashish TV. You are free to judge me on this one, fellow countrymen.
7. I have yet to see Student Of The Year.
8. I was a cow in the previous life (FACT. PROVE ME WRONG ON THIS ONE.)
9. I have 54 Stephen King books.
10. I forgot what I wanted to say because my cousin is blaring out The Weeknd's songs and I can't concentrate.
11. After my wonderful teaching experience, I would now like to pursue Student Counseling as a career.
OKAY! We are done. If you got this far, I thank you with all my heart. I know how tedious these question-answer posts can be. Here's a picture of my bookshelf to verify Fact #9:
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| Count the Stephen King books, I dare you. |
That's all for now! Be prepared for a crap-load of cats in the next post.
P.S. OMG, I (almost) totally forgot. Merry Christmas to everyone who is celebrating it! I hope you guys have a wonderful day and a great holiday week. And of course, since 25th December is also the birth anniversary of Pakistan's founder Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah, I would like to take this opportunity to thank him for giving us this wonderful country. YAY and stuff.
20 comments:
HA. FIRST. I love how you drew me as some ultra celebrity when you have like 480 more followers than me. And maybe I should just write like 9,000 guest posts just to guilt you in to doing one for me. Actually, that sounds like a pretty good plan...heh heh heh...
Also, I think you would get along with my mom. She gets a new Stephen King book every year.
Ahaha, your dolphin tale sounds highly intriguing.
It has to come to light someday! Or at the very least, do a re-write of it.
I seem to remember my first story (short-short story, as I was in the 2nd grade) being about King Kong & Tony the Tiger singing and dancing on top of a building.
I read it in front of my class and completely bombed, which did wonders for my self-esteem.
I guess they weren't ready for that level of awesome sauce.
Smoked until you puked? That's pretty hardcore. What, were you smoking all day or something?
And trust me, you do NOT want to be a Southerner, haha.
Wow I like people who love reading, and now u got me wanting to read Stephen King also. And cute face u got there, not a lazy one at all.
Bahaha. you are so awesome. I love the way you add humor to your pieces. Even the questionnaire posts of mine turn out to be serious, I just cannot humor-ofy.
It's so completely wrong, there's no way one can chose a single favorite novel. Wrong, I tell you!
And I would also like to not be nice to certain people. So, jinx! :P
I refuse to believe you didn't do anything in childhood that classifies as crazy. No way. Especially with all the more recent crazy stuff o.o
I second Winter as the favourite season and I LUHHHHHHHHH-V your bookshelf! I haven't READ any Stephen Kings, and I donno if I've read anything on your shelf at all (can't see all the titles), but GOOD HEAVENS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL ♥
Hey, you. Thanks for the follow. :)
Those are a whole lot of books. Can you believe that I also enjoy reading, yet I've never read a single Stephen King book in my entire life? I feel so intimidated when I look at all those thick volumes.
I'm a Southerner. Stereotypically we're supposed to have country accents and have a literacy rate of 41% and hate on rap and eat grits for breakfast every morning, so I guess in that case you're better off being a Yankee/Northerner. But trust me, us folks in the city areas ain't nothing like that. Lol.
Looking forward to your next post, and have a nice day. :)
You Don't have any Crazy Childhood memory? Really?? I have a zillion!
I love mornings and winter too. We'r two awesome people! :D
Hahaaa I knew I'd really get some reaction on bday wala question :p
Why Should anyone judge you for humming a song?! You know what I sing? Puranay zamany k ganay :p
That's super crazy! Sneaking out!
Everyone should have 1 best moment, You should try making your moments best!
Wow! And I thought I was a Stephen King fanatic.
I didn't even know he'd written 54 books.
Also, with regards to SOTY - well, everyone else liked it so I think you will.
PS, your shelf is so neat. Mine is awful.
Trust me Furree you aren't missing anything by not having watched Student of the year...unless you have nothing else to do.Only then.
And those books...Love and Envy!
You're so adorable.
I loved the facts! :p
Here's one about me, which you'd hate me for. <3
I've never read a single book by Stephen King.
You had your first crush at three. O.o Wow.Are you sure that was a 'crush'? :p
The 'lazy' picture is adorable.
Oh, Furree. How your posts make me smile on my worst days. LOL at the facts! And the Kindergarten crush. Hahahaha. You're awesome. :P
@Dorsey, BUT YOU ARE A CELEBRITY! Seriously. And one guest post is enough for me, haha. Although you're welcome to write as many as you want. :P OMG YOUR MUM, I NEED TO TALK TO HER AND DISCUSS KING BOOKS. ♥
@Martin, Haha, my mum had saved the notebook that I wrote the dolphin story on for ages! But it got lost when we moved to another country. Sigh. Your story sounds pretty wild. I didn't smoke sheesha the whole day, it was an intense two hour session with various flavors HAHAHA.
@Mustapher, Thank you so much! :) And do try Stephen King, he's great.
@Momina, Aww, thanks a million! I try being funny because I'm a terrible bore otherwise. And I agree, choosing a single favourite novel is like, a crime!
@Laila N Mysis, Hahaha I just can't remember anything. I think I wrote a blog post about stuff I did in my childhood, it was pretty funny but none of it was outright crazy. I think the questions weren't formed that way that I could give a proper, detailed answer. Too generic. Lol. AND THANKS SO MUCH! ♥ You should try Stephen King. And I'm sure you've read some of the books on my shelf, I've got Dan Brown and LOTR and Koontz and Archer and Anne Rice, you're bound to have read something or the other of theirs! :P
@thewitzelei, Thanks! I can't help but feel that I already know you. I've been trying to locate you for quite a while. And LOL thanks for the explanation! I'm just glad I'm a normal Pakistani with some seriously cool ancestry (Irani, Burmese, Scottish). And thanks again :)
@Rafya, LOL I'm glad you liked the answers to your questions and the fact that we have similar likes and dislikes. Great stuff :)
@Ghadeer, YAY YOU LIKE STEPHEN KING! ♥ I love you sooo much, haha.
@Asinastra, He's written around 60 books! :) I can't wait to own them all. I watched half of SOTY yesterday, it's all right. To over the top, to be honest. But tonnes of eye candy so it's all good! :P
@Talitha, Haha I am glad I saw a little bit, cause of the extreme hotness of the guys (and Alia Bhatt, man she is beautiful). Thank you so much :) :D
@cricketfreak, AWWW so are you! Thanks ♥
@Maryam, Hahaha thank you! And LOL, it's all right. Stephen King writes for adults anyway, so it'll never be too late for you to read him! And yeah, that was a crush, definitely, I was looking forward to marrying that kid LOL :P Thanks ♥
@Voice Of Reason, AWW You're too sweet. I'm glad I made you smile! Thanks a million :) ♥
Loved reading about you. The cutest part was crush at 3, made me go awwww so adorable! <3
And you really love piercing, don't you? I remember reading about piercings in some of your previous posts as well.
I looovveee winters too, not very fond of mornings, but winter is awesome :')
Haha Dude, i stopped at Love Mera Hit Hit, read it about ten times before realizing Im in love *starry eyes* :P
Had too much sheesha?!?!?! There is NO such thing as too much sheesha! :P
Love mera hit hit is my new Zumba fav song. Hated when it came out, love it now! :P
Please DO NOT watch Student of the Year. It is my most nonsensical movie of the year. :/
And seriously.. you look like my cat (Scotch.. the ginger one)! :D I know I know, he is a boy and all... but THAT LAZY LOOK. It's a total Scotch look! :D
@Ennzee, Yay! Thank you so much! I feel special :D And yes, piercings are a fetish, tbh.
@BFF, HAHAHA I LOVE YOU! (and the song!) We shall take over the world with this song (and make Meera dance to it) someday.
@IceMaiden, OMG, I'm jealous of your sheesha-smoking abilities! I really can't handle it. I love Love Mera Hit Hit too! ♥ uff, I heard it recently after ages and now that's all I hum and sing and listen to. I saw half of SOTY, it was nothing special really. AND YAYYYY I LOOK LIKE YOUR KITTY! ♥ that's too cute, your comment got me all happy and stuff :3 thanks :)
This post was awesome. And since when have you been reading Stephen king books?? 54 made me go ":O". Well, great post.
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