Okay, that made me sound like a complete idiot.
If there's one thing everyone knows about me, I'm extremely lazy.
|LAZY FACE. Just look at that lazy face.|
Which is why I've been putting off a lot of things, including accepting blog awards and answering questions that I got tagged in.
Since I've got some new followers recently (thanks a mil, you guys) who probably won't bother reading my previous posts to get to know me for who I am (again, thanks a mil), I'm going to use this opportunity to finally get around to acknowledging the blog award + questions, and state some facts which will hopefully give some of you some kind of information for your stalking purposes and the like.
But before I get to all of that, you guys need to look at this:
|OMG IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEE!|
Dorsey, who writes at Growls By Sprouls, drew me. YES, THIS IS ME. Isn't this the cutest thing in the entire universe? It was the best surprise ever. DORSEY IS THE BEST. Go and check out his blog now. He draws better than I ever can, plus his posts are 50000x funnier, too. He has his own web comic series. And he may write a guest post for my blog, provided I can hold off my laziness and write one for him, too. Yayness!
|SORRY I JUST HAD TO. I stole Dorsey's self portrait from his Facebook page. Since his background was the flag of his country (USA), I drew myself on Pakistan's flag too LOL)|
That's me, being totally starstruck standing next to Dorsey.
Moving on, here are the questions that I have been asked by Rafya and Stephanie.
What is your favourite book?
OH MY GOD. This is the most unfair question in the world. I probably have more favourite books than anyone in this entire universe. But if you really expect an answer, I'd have to say Desperation by Stephen King.
What is your craziest childhood memory?
I CAN'T REMEMBER. I swear. I doubt I've done anything in my childhood that would classify as 'crazy'.
Your favourite time of the day?
I always miss mornings because I'm sleeping in late. But on the rare occasion that I actually wake up in the morning, I use up that time to read or write (since my mornings are free). So I'd have to say morning, LOL.
Your favourite season?
Winter! So cold and nice and devoid of snow so we have really nice weather with no inconveniences.
Up till now which birthday has been most fun and why? (all apologies to Furree for what happened with her :p )
DUDE I totally hate you for this question, haha. Um. I don't really have a favourite birthday. Perhaps my 9th? It was pretty awesome, actually. There were more than a hundred people and a magician and stuff.
The song that you always hum when you're doing something?
PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME BUT IT'S LOVE MERA HIT HIT.
Your first ever writing that you wrote?
If you don't count school stuff, I wrote my own story when I was 5. It was about a dolphin and her adventures as she swam around the ocean and made friends with sharks, whales, and turtles.
How did you start blogging ?
I started my first blog when I was 12 (it was not this one, of course). I think I got influenced by a relative of mine who ran her own website. I really wanted a space to make online friends and write whatever I wanted.
The craziest thing you've done uptil now?
Err. Sneaked out of the house with my boyfriend at night? Had so much sheesha I threw up? Made a zillion fake accounts on Facebook and stalked + pestered a hundred people with them? LOTS OF STUFF LOL. But nothing too crazy, you know.
The best moment of your life?
Oh dear. I don't really know. In all honesty, I have yet to experience a moment that I can call my 'best'.
And here is the award she gave me! Thank you, Rafya:
|Look at it. It's glorious.|
What's one thing you want for Christmas?
LOL. I have no idea. I don't celebrate Christmas. But supposing I did, I would probably ask for the entire Dark Tower Series by Stephen King.
What do you think our kids will say about the music we listen to? What will you say back?
Our kids will probably react the same way as we do to our own parents' music - love it, or hate it. I wouldn't impose my tastes upon them, though I'm pretty sure I can convince my son to like Drake. Haha.
Eaten alive by kittens, definitely. Such a cute and fluffy way to die. (And ANYTHING beats a licking a hobo, seriously)
If you could go back in time, what advice would you give yourself?I would probably tell myself to stop being so nice to certain people (I would have an entire list of names, in fact), because these people have just taken advantage of my niceness and given nothing in return.
What's one thing you're really bad at that you'd love to do well?
Swimming. I swear, I am like a handicapped cat in the water. I am extremely horrible at swimming, and that's the one thing I would love to be awesome at. Imagine if someone threw me in the pool for a joke and I DROWNED? O.O I have to be able to save my own life, you know.
Absolutely love it. I tried coontails, once (horizontal blonde stripes in my hair) with bleach and they looked brilliant. The entire hair being bleached is something only brave people can pull off, and I admire them for that.
Would you rather be a Yankee or a Southerner?Um. Forgive my lack of knowledge on American people. I don't know, really. A Southerner? Haha.
Have you ever written a letter to Santa? Do you remember if you got what you wanted?
I never wrote to Santa. However, my parents made me believe in a tooth-mouse (as opposed to a tooth fairy) who came and took teeth away and gave candy in return. I always got candy!
How old were you when you had your first crush?I think I was three. A little boy in Kindergarten promised to marry me if I shared my skittles with him. Needless to say, I agreed. I think that's my first crush, or the earliest that I can remember. :P
Do you prefer the country or the city?
Do you want to be rich when you grow up?YES YES YES OF COURSE! I want to be rich and be able to buy whatever I want and live a life of luxury. And of course, to have loads of money to be able to help out the society and contribute to noble causes and charity organizations. I would love to be rich.
And it's not over. Apparently I have to write 11 facts about myself. Here goes:
11 Facts About Me (who else, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!)
1. I forgot to wear socks with my sneakers today and now my feet smell. DEAL WITH IT, UNIVERSE.
2. I used to have a cartoon crush on Ben 10. Shut up. He was amazing.
3. I have more pictures of myself making hideous faces than nice ones. It's a habit of mine to try out the ugliest faces possible, to beat my previous ugly faces.
4. I want a bridge piercing. (Contrary to popular belief, I DO have the permission to get this particular piercing by my parents. However, it is impractical for the future in terms of university and career, so I'd rather sacrifice this desire than be faced with complications all my life)
5. I am my cat's personal poop and hairball cleaner. No one cleans her dirt except me. Sadness.
6. I enjoy watching Kashish TV. You are free to judge me on this one, fellow countrymen.
7. I have yet to see Student Of The Year.
8. I was a cow in the previous life (FACT. PROVE ME WRONG ON THIS ONE.)
9. I have 54 Stephen King books.
10. I forgot what I wanted to say because my cousin is blaring out The Weeknd's songs and I can't concentrate.
11. After my wonderful teaching experience, I would now like to pursue Student Counseling as a career.
OKAY! We are done. If you got this far, I thank you with all my heart. I know how tedious these question-answer posts can be. Here's a picture of my bookshelf to verify Fact #9:
|Count the Stephen King books, I dare you.|
That's all for now! Be prepared for a crap-load of cats in the next post.
P.S. OMG, I (almost) totally forgot. Merry Christmas to everyone who is celebrating it! I hope you guys have a wonderful day and a great holiday week. And of course, since 25th December is also the birth anniversary of Pakistan's founder Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah, I would like to take this opportunity to thank him for giving us this wonderful country. YAY and stuff.