Hong Kong!

if you've been following my blog from the beginning, or have read all the posts, you would know by now that whenever i have a specific location as the title of a post, its usually where Jackky Bhagnani is/will be.

this post is no different! Jackky Bhagnani is in Hong Kong for an 'event' according to his recent tweet.

pretty pretty

In d flight off to hongkong fr a event looking forward to it travellin with me bestest friend Gautam we gonna have a blasttttt about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

okay. i am willing to forgive the misspelling of Hong Kong, because i'm nice like that.

i can also forgive Jackky saying 'a event' rather than 'an event' (even though its SO BLOODY PAINFUL for me, being the grammar freak that i am.)

i'm also willing to forgive the unnecessary lettersss attt theee enddd offf thee wordddd.

i didn't know about this Gautam person! well, now that i know he's Jackky's 'bestest' friend, there's automatic respect. i want to be Jackky Bhagnani's 'bestest' friend! i still have a long way to go, since i haven't managed to make friends here at all.

in other news, Puja Gupta finally knows how to use TwitPic! she has posted some photos of which one really nice one i have posted below and graciously linked back to her original photo page because i'm not a stealer! (can't believe i'm still hung up on that HoneyBhagnaniFC-stealing-my-stuff thing)

Puja, Remo, Angad

*sighs* why are you so pretty, Puja? and Angad IS SO HOT, LIKE.

i'm working on my Life Update, its going to be a long one for sure! i had a busy week.

till then, take care, JB Fans!

Happy Birthday Honey Bhagnani!

Honey Bhagnani in her store, 'Honey Homes'

Happy Birthday, Honey Bhagnani!

here's what Jackky tweeted for his sister:

Its my sister's bday so all we cousins n friends met up n were chillin till 4am it was so much fun to do all of that after such a long time about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

aww, that's sweet. Honey Bhagnani is really adorable! and the resemblance between her and Jackky is really noticeable.

Honey and Jackky at Honey's store launch

At Laila Khan's wedding reception

Update:

Jackky gave Honey an AWESOME birthday gift! its *drumroll* a trip to Italy and London! that is really OMG-worthy. i want a trip to Italy and London too! ;( 

read about it here: http://pearlriseentertainment.blogspot.com/2010/10/jackky-gifts-his-sister-trip-to-italy.html

F.A.L.T.U copy of 'Accepted'?

BREAKING NEWS!

new rumors are surfacing that 'F.A.L.T.U' is a copy of the 2006 Hollywood movie 'Accepted'!

if this is true, Jackky Bhagnani's fans are going to be witnessing a half funny, half totally-flop-worthy comedy about college students who make their own college due to not being accepted anywhere else.

Justin Long is really cute, just like Jackky, so that's one similarity!

here's the critical reception review of Accepted (taken from Wikipedia):

Accepted was released to mostly negative reviews with an average score of 36% from Rotten Tomatoes.^[3] It received 3 out of 5 stars from Allmovie^[4] and a 47 from Metacritic.^[5] The Rotten Tomatoes consensus states "like its characters who aren’t able to meet their potential, Accepted's inconsistent and ridiculous plot gets annoying, despite a few laughs."

x

'inconsistent and ridiculous plot'! thats gotta burn. no wonder the (adaptation) movie's name is 'F.A.L.T.U'. its living up to its 'useless' meaning for sure.

but remember kids, this is just a rumor, neither confirmed nor denied. F.A.L.T.U might turn out to have a completely original story, so keep your fingers crossed that it wont be slated as a poor adaptation!

UPDATE! Riteish Deshmukh confirms F.A.L.T.U as being a 'comedy' film. damn it.

F.A.L.T.U's Last Gift to UoM

Looks like the F.A.L.T.U. team has left a goodbye present for the University of Mauritius.

click -here- for full post and pictures!

it was rumoured that the F.A.L.T.U team would set up a dance concert of sorts at UoM, but the entire plan was canceled due to unknown circumstances.

i think they ought to have had a concert, as a sort of apology for all the mess and inconvenience they created!

well, it still resulted in publicity for UoM, so i guess its all good, and the students/faculty can forgive and forget.

click -HERE- for the Mumbai Mirror article on F.A.L.T.U! its an interesting read.

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i wanted to post a nice, long Life Update but i just can't get around it. i know that's what interests most people visiting my blog, so sorry about that!

i also apologize for the cliched first line of this post, i think i have a writer's block. o.O

F.A.L.T.U. cast and crew back in Mumbai!

if you missed the heading of this post, you are a goat.

so, for the goats out there, i repeat: F.A.L.T.U cast and crew are back in Mumbai! shooting in Mauritius is officially over, and it has definitely been a long 40 days filled with controversy, tons of tweeting and blogging!

(blogging done by the bloggers like me, NOT by the F.A.L.T.U cast/crew, because they just have time for 140 characters or less)
 

here's a picture i DIDN'T STEAL (since i linked it back to its source, IN YOUR FACES, HoneyBhagnaniFC)

Director Remo with Jackky ♥ and Puja (who can't seem to get enough of Jackky)

here's what Jackky tweeted:

Off to mumbai today after 40 days had a blast in mauritius working n looking forward to goin back too about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®  

Twitter Update 26 Oct:

Angad Bedi

hi all im finally back from a 40 day schedule in mauritius!! lots to catch up on...FAMILY,FRIENDS ,FILMS,CRICKET AND.......mumbai traffic!!! about 9 hours ago via web

Puja Gupta 

Hi everyone im backkkk and promise as all you asking will put up pics soon , hope everyone is well and busy wth Diwali preparations ... 6:51 AM Oct 25th via web

xxx

Anyway, thats all the F.A.L.T.U news i have for you at the moment.

still fuming about yesterday, though i'm really happy about the support i'm getting :D love you all! 

in blog news ~

as you all know, my blog submission had been rejected by all the Pakistani blog aggregators that i had submitted to. this made me upset, seeing that the only reason they would reject it is because i am blogging about an Indian. so then, i submitted my blog to an Indian blog directory, and it got accepted! YAY! looks like i have crossed over to become part of the Indian blogging community (even though i'm a Pakistani.)

this does not mean i have anything against the Pakistani blogging community, it just means that i have a huge grudge against certain Pakistani blog aggregators.

I want to thank Nas, Alpha Za and Shushu for being AWESOME. love you guys/girl!

also Matt, my latest follower, who returned to the wonderful world of blogging all because of a comment i posted on his blog. (follow him so he can continue blogging, because if he does, i'll get to read more, and i love reading, so yeah.)

I ALSO FINALLY SAW DABANGG! it did make me forget about my woes. new favorite movie? YES! new girl-crush: Sonakshi Sinha? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

if i were a guy, i would marry you, Sonakshi.

that's all for now! take care, JB Fans and non-JB Fans, all of whom i love equally. ♥

HoneyBhagnaniFc ARE STEALERS!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT! Jackky Bhagnani's sister's (Honey Bhagnani's) Fan Club has ENRAGED ME.

they STOLE MY PICTURE and put it on their Plixi claiming it AS THEIR OWN!!!!!!!

not only that, THEY STOLE MY CAPTION AND CLAIMED THAT THEY MADE IT! *string of profanities* how could the Fan Club of someone so esteemed and respected act so CHEAP?

PLUS, they tagged Jackky Bhagnani, Honey Bhagnani and Vashu Bhagnani, so all of them must have seen it, and thought that HoneyBhagnaniFC made it!

not only has this made me very angry, it has also made me UPSET.

WHYYYYY would they do such a low-grade, stupidly horrifying act of indecency?

this is my original post with the picture and text: http://thejackkybhagnaniobsession.blogspot.com/2010/09/faltu-excitement.html

well, followers of my blog and other visitors, you now know that HoneyBhagnaniFC is a bunch of thieving cheapskates.

i don't care who all reads this, i don't care if Honey Bhagnani herself sees this, because she should know her Fan Club is breeding on other people's hard work and efforts!

STUPID SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING BITCHFACED CUNTS

i was about to give you all some F.A.L.T.U. news, but i guess it can wait till tomorrow! too angry to type anything more.

Jackky's Luxe Living

Jackky Bhagnani is one of the lucky people who enjoys a luxurious living, which is what my post is based on today. here's something i found online:

click to enlarge (but when i click it, it doesn't enlarge so just forget about it)

the picture is pretty small, i had to zoom in quite a lot to read the text.

this article states that Jackky Bhagnani lives in a 6000 square ft house in Pali Hill along with his dad, mum and sister, and it also mentions that they own the entire 13 story building in which four floors will be used as their residence area!

Jackky says, "I like the contemporary look for my interiors. Just one object d'art in a dedicated space works best for me." Their living room includes velvet fawn sofas, Italian marble flooring, glass tables and feathered cushions.

The entire house is wired through a fully automated touch screen panel, and Jackky has his own personal gym. The building has its own elevator for a car, so Jackky can just park his BMW (whoa) inside his flat.

this is exactly the kind of life that i cannot imagine living. although i am really happy that Jackky Bhagnani and his family have a comfortable living and generally can get whatever they want, it still makes me wonder if they would know how terrible it is to lead a financially difficult life like i do.

most of the assets they have in their house is almost surreal to me. i have had a taste of the rich life before the recession, but never the 'fake' life, if you guys know what i mean. i never spent money on unnecessary things, never rejected a good secondhand buy just because it belonged to someone else before. although Jackky's house seems to be adorned with unnecessary things, i hope that in some way he keeps it real.
yesterday, it was my turn to wash the dishes, so i did. while washing them, i let my mind wander and i found myself thinking, does Jackky Bhagnani ever wash his own dishes? does he have a maid to do it for him, or a dishwashing machine? somehow dishwashing is one of those random acts that make me realize the reality of the situation i am in. once, i could afford a dishwashing machine, but now i can't.
i heard that people with no money act like money isn't everything*, but i know that it is everything, and those blessed with it (like Jackky) should be thankful for it every moment of their lives.

*song lyric reference - Up All Night ft Nicki Minaj - Drake

More Haters; / Work

but thats okay. i do feel like crying sometimes though. but most of the time i can bear with it, i guess.

even close friends make fun of this blog. it hurts. nobody even has a legitimate reason, its just that sometimes i get so sensitive so its easy to tease me. its not nice to make fun of something that i've worked so hard for, though.

example:

person: haha you are the only one in the world who likes Jackky Bhagnani!

me: no, he does have a lot of fans you know

person: yeah thats because you are trying to convert everyone to become his fans! (translation: you're doing something useless and pathetic and not worth anything!)

me: -havn't replied yet, don't think i will-

it's true that he has a lot of fans, even though he's just done one movie. PEOPLE DO APPRECIATE HIM! Jackky Bhagnani was critically acclaimed in Kal Kissne Dekha, and many people had a generally good opinion about the movie.

if you all do not like Jackky Bhagnani, then please keep your opinions to yourself! why are you telling me this? i am not here to convert you into Jackky Bhagnani's fans. i'm here to blog about him, for myself and his fans, NOT people like you who seem to have something personal against me for doing something that i want to do (i'm not doing it in your faces, am i? its YOU who is visiting my blog to read it and then tell me that what i've written is dumb)

if my blog was a total failure, why did it jump up 2000 views in these past two weeks? why does my blog come first in Google Search Results when you search for  F.A.L.T.U shooting updates? why am i generally liked by the Mauritian blogging community (F.A.L.T.U is being shot in Mauritius), and getting 150+ views daily, 1/3 from Mauritius? Why was i featured in an online newspaper? why have Arshad Warsi, Angad Bedi, and Kal Kissne Dekha fan clubs subscribed to my RSS Feed? why don't i have zero followers?

ANGRY.

i WILL keep on blogging about Jackky Bhagnani, no matter how many people make fun of me (the numbers are increasing) and yes, you are not my friend if you make fun of my blog, and the effort that i've put into it, and everything that i've written because it takes a lot of TIME and MOTIVATION and INTELLIGENCE and SKILL to write a blog that appeals to certain people (and oh yes, my blog does appeal to people INTERNATIONALLY, not to the almost-illiterate and close-minded society that i am among) plus it HURTS ME. how can you be my friend and intentionally hurt me? ;(

the only real friends i have are in the blogging community, and the ones i left behind in UAE. (and the ones that i had in Pakistan till grade 7, before i left, but now i'm back, and people here SUCK.)

anyway,

news about work.

i substituted for two KG classes today. one class was angelic while the other was monstrous (i still absolutely love them though) and yesterday i taught Maths to grade 3. MATHS IS MY WORST SUBJECT. ofcourse i am capable of doing Grade 3 Maths, but it was still scary to revisit the horrible memories where i was incapable of solving sums and equations etc as a child. but i managed! :D
i feel that the people that i know in person who do not know about my blog are the safest to be among.

F.A.L.T.U's last day in Mauritius!

awwww.

today is officially the last day of the shooting of F.A.L.T.U. in Mauritius. i'm sure the entire cast and crew will be missed by the Mauritians!

on the other hand, some of them will be glad to see the F.A.L.T.Us leave. this includes the UoM students who had to face a lot of difficulties and inconvenience due to Remo and co. especially the one who Jackky Bhagnani hit on the head with a ball!

here's what Arshad Warsi tweeted:

Its gonna b a long last day of shoot today, filling in all the blanks. Really enjoyed the work n the stay in Mauritius... about 7 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

he also mentioned how F.A.L.T.U is the most stress-free film he's ever done! (maybe because all the stress was loaded on the UoM students? o.O)

Shooting will now continue in Mumbai.

in more blog news, some people are accusing this blog to be totally anti-F.A.L.T.U.

well, all i have to say is, did you even read anything i wrote? if you did, you would definitely not even think of accusing my blog to be Anti-F.A.L.T.U. just because my style of writing is not all goody-goody-OMG-I-LURVE-FALTU, it does not mean i am against it. I want F.A.L.T.U to become one of the most successful and popular movies of 2011, but as a conscious blogger i WILL blog about both sides of the story.

as the blog's name implies, i am a huge fan of Jackky Bhagnani and i want him to succeed and excel in everything he does, so why would i ever be against something that he's working so hard for?

in news about me, strike today in Karachi due to the mass killings and kidnappings that took place yesterday! its really scary stuff. this also means that schools are closed, they'll probably re-open tomorrow. i got a break in the middle of the week! still sad about the way things are here, though. =( 


P.S ~ i have decided to remove the Pakistani blog aggregating buttons/linkbacks from The Jackky Bhagnani Obsession. turns out all of the Pakistani blog aggregating websites rejected my submission. COWS! well, i can do way better without them. it's their loss! once i become famous, i can guarantee you that i will never share my success with Pakistan.

Life Update #2

after a really long time, i feel wonderful.

i got the job! thank you all for your good luck wishing and finger crossing :D you guys can officially address me as Assistant Teacher to KG, muahahahaha. it makes me feel awesome to be in a position of authority. i'll be expected to start maybe next week or a little after, but for now i'm still going to school to substitute. i had SO MUCH FUN YESTERDAY! apart from their regular studies, i taught the kids the fist-to-the-heart-then-peace-sign-gesture (don't know the correct term for it - shoot me for being uncool), and played Simon Says for nearly forever. today was good too, helped out with Islamiat and Urdu (URDU AAAHHHH, scary), and tomorrow i'm needed for Urdu for KGs only. i'll take advantage of the lack of supervision and play Simon Says, because if there is one thing that i'm embarrassed of, its my Urdu. (i can speak it properly, but i just don't like it. i get over-conscious and trip on my words or use incorrect grammar which is the Crime of Communication. *squirm*)

SENIOR STUDENTS SCARE ME. they're actually my juniors, but just by one year. i'm supposed to be in A Levels and they're in O, but they are so intimidating that my presence could be of a fifth grader around them! most might even be older to me, i dont know, i never tried talking to them. EVERYONE is taller than me by around 50 feet, and the girls exude some kind of awesomeness that i could probably never come within a 20 meter radius of; sigh. and they're all in uniform while i wear my carefully planned outfits, so it just gets awkward.

My mother informed me today that i have been brushing my teeth incorrectly. WHAT o.O first of all, why couldn't she teach me how to do it properly when i was a little girl? or did she, but did my memory not serve me correctly? secondly, when did she start observing how i brush my teeth? thirdly, is there actually a proper method for teeth-brushing? i do brush my teeth for around 2 and a half minutes, and honestly i think i do it properly. this is weird. not only will my modification in the way i brush my teeth change my daily routine from what it has been since forever, it'll alter my life! DENTAL HYGIENE WOES; the worst kind.

recently a lot of people have been saying things that are making me think about a lot of other things (things things things, cant really put a label on to all the stuff i think about) that involve my blog. what will i get out of it? does Jackky Bhagnani even care about it? if he hasn't seen it yet,would he care if he did? is he really as awesome as i imagine? what if he turns out to be someone so arrogant and nasty and mean that my entire blog will be all for naught? WOW i really let people's rubbish talk get to me.

lastly, i should never ever expect follow-backs. some people are so mean! (except my followers/regular blog visitors/Googlers who click on my result whenever they search for Jackky Bhagnani, F.A.L.T.U etc.)

thats all for now, take care Jb Fans and others.

Moviewatching;

MAJOR MISTAKE.

i saw two movies this weekend that i could have definitely lived my life without watching.

Milenge Milenge and We Are Family.

KILL ME  NOW!

Though i am a huge fan of lame, flop-worthy movies (like Prince, it was the best-worst movie i have ever seen, and i have never laughed so much at one time in my entire life), i definitely wanted to punch myself for wasting 6 hours of my life on two senseless pieces of BLAH.

don't get me wrong. in any other situation i would have loved Milenge Milenge for its disastrous script, horrific acting, trying-hard-to-be-funny-but-failing-miserably jokes, and soundtrack that sounded like a B Grade 90's film, because it would make me LAUGH. but it didnt, so i'm bent on hating it. everyone knows this movie should have released 4 or so years ago, and the two different posters prove how Kareena and Shahid have grown in these past few years:

old poster (fat and babyfaced)

new poster (GORGEOUS HUMAN SPECIMENS)

old poster (i feel horrified by just looking at it)

new; SEXY.

too bad they looked like their old selves in the movie. they shouldn't have made a new poster with their latest pictures, because that's not what it is. FAIL.

and yes, i hated We Are Family as well. it's based on Stepmom, a Hollywood film (which i havn't seen and i don't care to ever watch)

'Can two moms make a home?' whaaaatever.
*trying hard not to make Yo Momma jokes*

yo momma so near-death she had to find another momma to take care of you.

 why did i hate it? it was TOO BLOODY SAD.

*spoilers*

why does anyone have to die? why did Kajol have to die? too much drama involving the 13 year old girl. Arjun Rampal barely had a dialogue. SAAAAD ENDING, even though it was meant to be happy.

lame idea to copy an English film.

the movie contained unnecessary drama, and a weird remake of Elvis Presley's song 'Jailhouse Rock', which i am sorry to say, SUCKED. i loved Kareena in this movie, though.

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allow me to congratulate myself for ruining my own weekend. at least i have Aisha and Dabangg to look forward to! YAY!

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why am i blogging about this, you ask? why not F.A.L.T.U?

well kids, F.A.L.T.U is boring. there's no news yet.

till next time; take care!

Graveyard #2 / Job Interview #2

i have realized that Angad is considerably the best looking guy in this movie. and Puja is the most annoying to look at in ANY situation (because she is SO BLOODY GORGEOUS, but what is she wearing?), and Jackky has abnormally large fingers, and the rest are doing the devil worship signs with their fingers (thinking it means 'rock on' or  'love')

so i have more news about F.A.L.T.U's cast and crew's graveyard shoot! 

the entire cast has been tweeting non stop about it, so i guess i have an obligation to blog about it as well.

the tweets (from oldest to latest);

Jackky Bhagnani

@arshadwarsi2010 ahahahah my mom is freakin out that we r gonna be shootin in a graveyard 11:34 AM Oct 13th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to arshadwarsi2010

Just gt back from da shoot dead tiredddddd the only thingg i can think of is my bed about 9 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Arshad Warsi

 How ironical is this... We r doing a graveyard shift in a graveyard... Only in the movies.... about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®   

 

Was really sick all day.... Feeling much better now that I am in the graveyard ... Hahahaah about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Just packed up n we r done with the graveyard... Took 1 dose of medicine n already feeling better... Hate not feeling 100%... about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® 

 

Angad Bedi

 awesome scene shot wit Arshad!! everyone loved it.specially our director Remo. its a good feeling! 6:31 PM Oct 12th via web   

Puja Gupta 

 Alright tweeps this is a serious msg please pray for me shooting tonight at the Chinese Graveyard supa nervous night shift, send prayers :/ about 24 hours ago via web

Biggest Pranksters @Riteishd ,@arshadwarsi2010.@jackybhagnani Director Remo whole team of FALTU everyone was involved . Payback time soon about 9 hours ago via web

Yea Right graveyard shoot in graveyard was not Ironic enough that you also manage to pull out a PRANK on meee , Its a Warrrrrr ..... about 9 hours ago via web

@jackybhagnani Yea right after Pranks on the set im pretty sure you are dead Tired ... Pranksterrrr about 9 hours ago via web in reply to jackybhagnani 

Riteish and Arshad doing their 'graveyard' expression

isey kehte hein bhutia expression!

  what i learnt from these tweets:

• the scene was shot at night
• the scene was shot in a Chinese graveyard
• everyone played a prank on Puja (MUAHAHAHAHA)
• she can't seem to get over it
• Remo was happy with their scene
• Jackky is a mama's boy (not actually confirmed, but it seems like it)
• Arshad is not aware that 'ironical' is not a word (it's 'ironic', plus this situation was not even ironic, so Arshad is not aware of how to put situations in grammatical contexts)
• Arshad was not feeling well
• Angad Bedi is a generally nice person

  Jackky also had to wear a "hippie wig" (according to him) for one of his scenes

doesn't look so hippie to me but who am i to judge?

this is a real hippie, folks.

in news about me;

i'm not well at all. get well soon, me!

and OMG GUYS I HAD MY JOB INTERVIEW YESTERDAY.

the principal is so intimidating, OH MY GOD. but it went well, i discussed it with some teachers and according to them, i did fine and i might get the job! but not as an assistant librarian, though. there is an opening for assistant teacher to the entire Kindergarten (that's around 100 kids right there, divided into three sections) and my interview took place based on that. too tired to go into details atm, might fill you guys in later.

if i get the job, i'll be expected to come to work everyday starting Monday, so fingers crossed i get good news over the weekend!

>i also broke up with my boyfriend. i am so upset. life hurts.<

F.A.L.T.U Blogging WIN!

i discovered an epic win today, for all those blogging about F.A.L.T.U. (the Mauritians and I)

OUR BLOGS COME FIRST IN SEARCH RESULTS BEFORE OFFICIAL NEWS ABOUT F.A.L.T.U ITSELF!

 

its settled; we rule.

this result will surely help the Mauritian bloggers who are planning to boycott F.A.L.T.U, because chances are people will read their posts first! and this result helps me too, because i like blog visitors and i want my blog to be socoollike.

also, i have been getting a steady stream of visitors from Poland, how epic? THANKYOU, POLISH PEOPLE!

and i have a small complaint, and it involves Pakistani blog aggregators.

i submitted my blog to three aggregators a few days ago, and it still hasn't showed up on their websites. is this regular procedure? because when i submitted my blog on directories such as The Blog Farm etc, it appeared 30 seconds later. does this mean that *gasp* i have been rejected by my fellow citizens?

if my blog doesn't show up on their websites by next week, i am removing their badges and linkbacks from here. -.-

i hope they didnt reject my submission because i am blogging about an Indian. how awful would that be? i think i'm doing a pretty good job here, and if the dear admins at lame Pakistani Blog aggregating websites do not like it, i will badmouth them from now till eternity. because whatever happens, I LOVE INDIANS! i don't care if Pakistani bloggers reject me because of that. and i love Jackky Bhagnani even more, even after facing rejection from a LOT of people due to this. who knew being a fan of someone would come with so much baggage? (well obviously I do, because i'm carrying all that baggage right now.)

Graveyard

The F.A.L.T.U cast is all set to shoot in a graveyard tonight, according to Riteish Deshmukh's recent tweet!

Woke up late-heading to da gym-gotta get in shape-then to d SPA- then night shoot location-d Graveyard. 18 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter

18 minutes ago! wow are my stalking skills awesome or what. and UGH, Riteish uses slang as well! seriously, that's just disappointing.

hopefully this scene will not be what i predict it to be (college kids get dared to visit graveyard - mess around - a horrible accident - life lessons learned)

if this scene turns out to be even closely related to my prediction, it'll be so cringe-worthy, its not even funny. THE ULTIMATE CLICHED GRAVEYARD SCENE!

but i have faith in Remo to make this interesting and different.

no wait, after that "KICK THEM OUT!" issue, i don't think i have that much faith in him at all.

in other F.A.L.T.U news, Jackky is gushing on Twitter about how he's 'loving' working with Arshad Warsi. GOOD FOR HIM! :D i on the other hand, will never get an opportunity to gush like that in public because

• i hate using Twitter
• i'll never work with Arshad Warsi
• i dont 'gush'.

and and and, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!

i absolutely despise Puja Gupta.

there, i admitted it. at least i won't feel guilty about making fun of her anymore, because i have these reasons to loathe her:

• she's SO PRETTY, and i am so jealous of her amazingly beautiful face
• she spelt Mauritius wrong multiple times, so i feel obliged to feel offended on behalf of all the lovely people of Mauritius
• she seems like she had a lot of friends (the thing which i lack the most in this dreadful country, ugh, the envy) 
• she gets to see Jackky Bhagnani all the time
• she was Miss India so she must be having some real good qualities which seriously kills me because it limits the reasons why i ought to hate her
• she has bunny teeth, which is annoying in general

LOOK AT THE CREEPY WAY SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!

 what a sad life i have. i've begun to hate people i barely know. i'm sorry Puja, i'll try my best to like you. *cringe*

Life Update

since i have been going on and on and on about Jackky Bhagnani recently, i thought i'd dedicate this post entirely to myself.

first of all, i would like to thank all those people who told me not to be upset, both on my blog and through other means (ahaha, facebook). seriously, you all are the BEST! i usually never complain about my life, but i was feeling really awful that day. anyway, i'm glad i did, because now i feel loved ♥

secondly, FINGERS CROSSED FOR MONDAY! the primary section coordinator of the school i work in is planning to talk to the principal for my *gasp* permanent job as an assistant librarian! you all have to PRAY FOR MEEE, because i really need this. hopefully this talk will lead to a job interview, which ought to go well, and then a proper fixed salary job! muahahaha. THEN I CAN FINALLY PAY FOR TUITION FOR MY A LEVELS!

thirdly, its really sad about the recent bomb blasts in Karachi. it happened two days ago at Abdullah Shah Ghazi's shrine five minutes away from my house, and this place is as unsafe as ever. its slightly weird to see life going on the way it is, though. its like bomb blasts are now a regular part of our lives, and we just have to deal with them. its true though, they won't end anytime soon. Pakistan has deteriorated ever since Benazir Bhutto's assassination, and Asif Zardari's rise to presidency. and most recently, the biggest plane crash in Pakistan's history, 70% of the country destroyed and submerged underwater with the recent flooding (bigger than the 2005 Tsunami and its not even getting enough media coverage), the target killings of important politicians, infiltration by foreign troops, the bomb blasts in shrines all over the country, etc. we're all so helpless.

fourthly, BLOGWALKING! i found some really nice blogs today (and i followed a few, too).

i suppose that's all for now. i'm sure you guys all came here for Jackky Bhagnani and F.A.L.T.U. shooting updates, not for me, so i'll update you all as soon as i get more information!

And F.A.L.T.U. stands for...

remember the days when we all racked our brains to think of what F.A.L.T.U. stood for?

we all know 'Faltu' means 'useless' in Urdu and Hindi, but when we found out that Jackky Bhagnani's film was not FALTU but F.A.L.T.U, our tiny minds could not reach a conclusion on what it stood for.

FINALLY, WE KNOW!

*drumroll*

FAKIRCHAND AND LAKIRCHAND TRUST UNIVERSITY.

i am not joking. its true.

signboard on set

honestly, i am SERIOUSLY disappointed. this calls for a whole lot of mockery! let's form a campaign to make fun of the unimaginative and disappointing name of this movie, because seriously, there is no bright side to a movie with a name this awful.

who the heck names their movie 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University'? (don't answer that, it was rhetorical.)

BOO.

F.A.L.T.U Shooting Controversy at UOM!

Arshad, Jackky, Riteish on set

CHECK OUT THIS WICKED ARTICLE LINKED TO MY BLOG (by the awesome Yashwin Awootar, former UoM student) http://www.yashvinblogs.com/shooting-of-faltu/

i shall give you all a summary here.

no wait; i'm too lazy.

GO AND READ IT YOURSELVES, its sooooo worth it!

lets just say F.A.L.T.U is on a downward spiral to failure. yes, its as bad as that! Mauritian bloggers are planning to boycott F.A.L.T.U.
more angry posts:

• http://ashfaqblog.blogspot.com/2010/10/remo-and-faltu-kick-them-out.html
• http://yadhav.tumblr.com/post/1270294276
• http://www.rrikesh.com/articles/remo-does-not-share-your-love-faltu-shooting.php
• http://mozammilk.wordpress.com/2010/10/10/remo-dsouza-and-his-failtu/
• http://pretentious-teeterings.blogspot.com/2010/10/rude-ass-remo-bust-or-bust.html

absolutely loving the 'FAILtu' reference!
x

in other awful news, JACKKY BHAGNANI HIT A UOM STUDENT WITH A BALL! i would have told you all who told me this, but that person posted their comment as 'Anonymous' -.-

as much as i love Jackky, i suppose i'm disappointed with his aim?

*crowd gasps in excitement*

 *OUCHHHHHHHHH!*

*crowd leaves*

~ in blog-related news, Who Is Salt? i'm serious. someone left a comment in my Shoutbox with the name 'Salt', and i would really like to know who it is. please let me know soon!
i also want to know the identity of:
- the anonymous commenters
- the bombay visitor

thats all for now! see you later, JB Fans.

The Bad Luck Following F.A.L.T.U.

if i were to be as negative as some of the entertainment websites around, i would say F.A.L.T.U. is definitely in hot water (and no, this is not a reference to the pool scene, because according to Jackky Bhagnani and Puja Gupta, it was freezing)
why is it in hot water, you ask? well, it is CONFIRMED that Akshay Kumar will NOT be appearing in F.A.L.T.U, not even for a whopping 15 crores (one hundred and fifty million rupees)  that producer Vashu Bhagnani has offered him for just a ten day shoot because AKSHAY DOESN'T HAVE DATES!

o.O TOTAL SHOCKER! Bollywood calls this professionalism. i think this is more along the lines of WTF-are-you-doing-Akshay-ism! seriously.

here's the latest buzz on this rumour:

DUDE. why don't they just offer me the role? i can give you ten days. heck, i can give you my entire life.

so, that's one bad blow for F.A.L.T.U.

*dramatic music* BUT THERE'S MORE!

fresh complaints from the students and staff of UoM have been pouring in, over the noise that the shooting is causing, and the inconvenience everyone has to face due to the shooting getting in the way of everything.

According to Pooja, a UoM student who commented on my blog recently, the cast and crew have 'hijacked' the entire campus!

ooooh, that's gotta burn for the F.A.L.T.U crew, who seem to be losing fans by the day.

this is what one of the students tweeted to Jackky Bhagnani:

@jackybhagnani ur fuel remote control car makes so much noise! but i love it, it irritated the lecturer so much that she had to stop the class! 10:04 PM Oct 5th via web

i have no idea why, but i feel like laughing. is that mean of me? the situation seems really awkward for everybody.

x

my blog has reached 2000+ views, in less than ten days since it reached the 1000 views milestone! wakakaka, i love you so much, my blog visitors. ♥

x

Being upset in general.

sometimes many horrible things happen in one day and it's too much to take.

these things can be very small and insignificant to anyone else, but to the person experiencing it, it ruins a lot of things. mostly its jolts of realization, and thoughts that come into my mind whenever i'm not doing anything in particular.

i hate it when people constantly ask me what i'm doing about my education which has recently come to a standstill. THEY KNOW I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. why do they rub it in?

i hate it when i'm so far away from the people i love.

i hate it when people around me turn out to be the worst ones to be around.

i hate being surrounded by rich people who dress indecently and assess me by my looks.
i miss when bills were taken care of, and i wouldnt have to worry about them.
i miss being able to have the liberty to buy whatever i want, whenever i want (though i never exercised this freedom; i'm not big on spending money on useless things; i wish i had though, before i lost it)
i miss being genuinely contented, happy, and satisfied with my life.
i miss my old school.
i miss being able to talk for hours on the phone; now communication is limited to emails that barely ever get replied to.

i miss my real friends. i miss my dad. i miss being safe.

sorry for the ultra depressiveness above, but i always feel better when i talk about things that upset me.

and it makes me feel awesome to load it all on unsuspecting blog visitors who arrive in search for information on Jackky Bhagnani. what an unpleasant surprise, muahahaha.

i will update you all soon! x

Absent-Minded

AAAAAAAH i hate being absent-minded.

while making tea for myself this evening (YES I DRINK TEA), i was about to put sugar when i let my mind wander as to what i would wear tomorrow (its hard deciding clothes when a trillion people see you everyday at school), and suddenly, i couldnt remember whether i had put sugar in or not.

i stared at my mug for around twenty seconds contemplating whether i had put sugar in while thinking of tomorrow's outfit (i'm pretty sure it'll be along the lines of gray and yellow) or notttt, because it didnt look like i had, but i just might have, you know what i mean? it's happened before, and i was in a dilemma because:

1. i didn't want to put sugar and stir and drink and find it to be sickly sweet because i had put sugar in before

2. i didn't want to not put sugar and drink and taste the bitterness because i hadn't put sugar in before

3. i was making tea for my mum as well, and i didnt want anything to go wrong with that while thinking about my own tea, so i had to make a decision fast

GRRR! it was really frustrating, so finally i decided to trust my instinct and put sugar in, stir, and sip.

IT WAS PERFECTLY FINE! after congratulating myself on making the correct decision, (though i sort of gulped it instead of sipping and burnt my tongue) i felt like a moron. i mean, with all the difficult decisions i have made in life, this one seems so insignificant. but in the space of 15 minutes where i make and drink my tea, it means the world to me, since i am a tea addict (that's right, twice a day otherwise i'll get a huge headache).

seriously, if i had just payed attention from start to finish, i wouldn't have had to worry so much. absent-mindedness ruins everything.

and its not just about tea! if someone at home asks me to do something, i'll be on my way to do it and completely forget what i had to do. then i would go back again to ask, and i would suddenly remember. then i'd be on my way to do it and then forget it again! ugh i'm a cow.

x

in other blog-related news, 

• i fixed my shoutbox, so you can comment properly now. it looks really fat though. but i made it a little more colorful, so that it catches the eye of my blog visitors! THEN MAYBE YOU ALL COULD BE NICE AND COMMENTTTT, you all dont have an excuse not to.

• this is my 50th post! wow, i'm glad i came so far without giving up (though i seriously considered abandoning this blog in the beginning, when i had to deal with all the haters). i love working on this blog now! ♥ ♥ ♥ long live The Jackky Bhagnani Obsession!

x

in F.A.L.T.U-related news, Jackky has been shooting in a pool today! ooooh, a pool scene.

Just packed up for d day was in d pool shooting all dayy was freezin about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®  

imagine if all the JB Fans reading my blog would watch F.A.L.T.U in the cinema and see the pool scene, and think: hey! i read about Jackky shooting this scene on The Jackky Bhagnani Obsession! that would be epic!

Arshad Warsi is still gushing about how nice it is working in F.A.L.T.U:

 Enjoyed my first day of work. Sweet actors chilled out director superb unit, FALTU is gonna be a joy ride... 5:25 PM Oct 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Riteish Deshmukh has arrived in Mauritius and started shooting, so a huge cheer for that! i wonder if the pool scene includes him as well o.O

Arshad is already planning to take Jackky out to dinner:

@jackybhagnani tonight sushi buddy, raw meat will warm u up, n yes I am still talking about food... Hahahaha 28 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to jackybhagnani  

that's awesome, NO I HAVE NEVER HAD SUSHI IN MY LIFE, i wantttt someee nowww!

Exclusive F.A.L.T.U pictures!

haha, thanks to the rules of TwitPic, i am allowed to share anyone's photo on my blog!

sooo, i'm taking this opportunity to show you guys some exclusive pictures posted by the F.A.L.T.U cast on their Twitter accounts.

the photos redirect to the TwitPic URL.
 

Arshad Warsi, Angad Bedi, Jackky Bhagnani, Puja Gupta, Chandan Roy Sanyal, and i do not know the name of the last one! :O

Remo D'Souza and Jackky Bhagnani

omg, haha. NO COMMENTS!

Doesn't Jackky look really nice in the first picture? AAAHHH! if this is his look for F.A.L.T.U, i'm chalking it as a hit already :P

~ in other F.A.L.T.U news, Jackky and Puja have been tweeting over how excited and overwhelmed they are to be shooting with Arshad Warsi. i seriously hope shooting remains awesome for the cast and crew!

another Anonymous source tells me that a lot of people are complaining about the shooting in UoM. is that true? o.O

Fans who have met Jackky Bhagnani and others have said that they were all really nice and had time to sign autographs and talk to them. i think that's really amazing. i'm so jealous!